life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
If you don’t think Cornelius Pumperdinkle is sexiest name ever then you don’t know what life is
i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now
for 17,000 dollars, you could buy 486 dildos shaped like Barack Obama
Don’t you hate it when you’re using Photoshop and it does
I can imagine in a few years when Anna and Elsa
have husbands and a family and one day Anna will take a look at Elsa and since both of them are past their best years Anna will just be like:
Wow Elsa, you really did
"Let yourself go"
And Elsa will just be like:
That perfect girl is gone.